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Zebes
Awesome Person 2011
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
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I am quite literally terrible at everything.

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  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Double Negative

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Zebes mistakenly believes sarcasm counts as wit.
Feb 13 Zebes commented on Happening Right Now: A Tiny Amount of Party Up for Grabs.
Grant @4

Pfft... some party.
Feb 13 Zebes commented on Happening Right Now: A Tiny Amount of Party Up for Grabs.
But is there any bananta cake left?
Jan 6 Zebes commented on On Indoctrinating Via Parade.
I demand I be able to spend school vouchers on privately organized parades. Anything less would be an abridgment of my religious freedom.
Jan 5 Zebes commented on It Looks Like You're Apologizing for Being Racist! Would You Like Help?.
@6 Rob!:

Aww shucks, thanks! I'm still kicking around. These things happen in phases.
Jan 5 Zebes commented on It Looks Like You're Apologizing for Being Racist! Would You Like Help?.
also

#: Don't sit and just deny you're racist. Fess up, try to understand why what you said is a problem, and look for ways to fix your behavior. All sorts of people make racist comments all the time; you're only a shitty person if you refuse the opportunity to grow as a person afterwards.
Dec 6, 2013 Zebes commented on "Fortune and Glory, Kid. Fortune and Glory".
Oh no! They're gonna make more movies and it will interfere with my enjoyment of the original trilogy.
Nov 29, 2013 Zebes commented on Talking to Your Family on Thanksgiving: There's an App For That?.
"So, Uncle Bill, how's that, uh...." checks phone "... 'Obama wants to take our guns and give them to Kenya' thing working out?"
Nov 18, 2013 Zebes commented on Sunday Comic.
People complaining about other people being ungrateful on the internet? Ugh, why don't you find something that actually matters to get all pissy about, like starving orphans in Africa? I bet those starving orphans in Africa would just love to have the luxury of counting ungrateful people on the internet as their most significant problem.
Nov 14, 2013 Zebes commented on New York Booksellers Allegedly Douse Homeless with Sprinklers.
@5

Crap! Sometimes I get entranced by all the porn and forget that this place is terrible sometimes. It's a wily beast.
Nov 14, 2013 Zebes commented on New York Booksellers Allegedly Douse Homeless with Sprinklers.
The comments in that article are surprisingly hostile, occasionally racist and wholly vitriolic. Did I get linked to some wingnut blog without realizing it?
 
 

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