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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • SF or LA
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Funeral for a Friend
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Any thing by AC/DC
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Jane Austen
  • What keeps you up at night?: Coffee
  • What helps you sleep?: Wine
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Every little thing is gonna be allright
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: ew
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: JFK junior, but only if he agreed to do me.
  • What book have you read the most?: Gone with the Wind
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: It's a Wonderful Life
  • What piece of art would you steal?: the portrait of G. Washington Dolly Madison saved from fire.
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: comma abuse
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: ironically, salt.
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: They treat gays like women.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

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