Dec 11, 2013 no8do commented on Teacher: Pot Party Sent Bad Message to Kids.
There is evidence that the vending of alcohol correlates with use by teens. Mostly they just stand in the parking lot of the grocery store and ask you to buy them beer.
Jul 10, 2013 no8do commented on SL Letter of the Day: His Anglican Organ.
What. A blowhard.

Chill the fuck out or GDBTMF,A (Get dumped by)
Jul 3, 2013 no8do commented on Funny / Not Funny: MusTARD?.
Disproportionate waist and mustard bottle sizes.
Jun 23, 2013 no8do commented on The Saturday Morning News.

I'm sure there would be a way that Starbucks could figure out how a employee could enter in tip data at the end of one's shift without affecting the flow of a morning rush. In fact, it might motivate them a little more, seeing as the tips are measly anyway, and they have to share them with everyone proportionally.

Not @37, Starbucks-directed vitriol is unoriginal and not indicative of good coffee-snobbery. A true coffee snob recommends coffee they like, and doesn't berate people who choose coffee they may not like.
May 4, 2013 no8do commented on Remember When Hotmail Was Cool?.
Oh no! Now which email will I use to direct spam mail or use to sign up for gay hookup sites with?

Oh right, Yahoo.
Mar 3, 2013 no8do commented on TERRIBLE NEWS: Mark McGrath & Friends Cruise Cancelled.
Perhaps you should include Sugar Ray's "When It's Over" to the list.
Jan 31, 2013 no8do commented on Straight Guys More Depressed and Stressed Than Out Gay and Bi Guys.
I know a few folk who concern about being read as queer. Nobody wants to be the only faggot in the room.
Dec 13, 2012 no8do commented on Breaking News: The Worst Christmas Songs Ever.

I see your "Christmas in the Northwest," and I raise you one "Sippin' in Seattle's Latte Land."
Nov 15, 2012 no8do commented on Hello There, Racists!.
I've got a feeling he won't be getting to that 10-page paper any time soon.
Nov 14, 2012 no8do commented on These Voters Were "Sleeping Till Noon".
@8 Ask Jubilation. He's seen me with my shirt off.