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John Horstman
Riverwest, Milwaukee, WI, USA, Terra, Sol System, Orion-Cygnus Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Universe
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  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "irregardless"
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: The Widow (The Mars Volta)

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John Horstman

Location: Riverwest, Milwaukee, WI, USA, Terra, Sol System, Orion-Cygnus Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Universe

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: The Widow (The Mars Volta)
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Dunno, what the latest overproduced sexist materialist shit-hop track?
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Graffiti
  • What keeps you up at night?: Wikisurfing
  • What helps you sleep?: Melatonin
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: None in a long while
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head, though my forearms make a good effort
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
  • What book have you read the most?: Man, probably Matilda (Roald Dahl)
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Star Wars Ep. IV-VI, The Princess Bride, Young Frankenstein, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, probably a few more
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Chichen Itza
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "irregardless"
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Postmodern Feminism
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: merciful, also imaginary
 
 

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