Yeah, it's a copy of that.

Jul 7 gromm commented on Savage Love.
Am I the only person in the world who faces rejection by *working* to self-select myself out of the other person's criteria? If I were this FUNGAL (which, ah, is perhaps not the word she was looking for?), the first thing I would do is tell the couple hitting me up for a threesome that "I'm not bisexual". Before even wasting my time on cocktails. Because I can already see where this is going.

But hey, if they pass her criteria, welcome aboard. Just... you know, I don't have high hopes for this working or anything.
Jun 13 gromm commented on The Advocate Covers the Southern Baptist Convention Attack on Trans People.
A vote? I don't get it. Isn't God the one who decides what's what, not a majority of some group of mere mortals?
Jun 13 gromm commented on Why Can't Hillary Answer the Question?.
Answer: because she's a politician.
Jun 10 gromm commented on Is Raping Children a Crime?.
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the court screaming "ignorance of the law is not a defense".
Jun 8 gromm commented on Open Carry + Stand Your Ground = Perpetual Violence Machine.
I actually liked the skit that came after this clip even better.

This kind of bullshit only works if you're a white guy. If you're black, you're 20x more scary to paranoid white guys (with guns) and you're just going to get shot. Especially by the police.

And if you're black, don't talk to the police. Everything you say will be used against you. Just lay down on the ground and handcuff yourself.
Jun 8 gromm commented on Open Carry + Stand Your Ground = Perpetual Violence Machine.
@12: And those Asian ladies are married to the type of men with small penises who buy Hummers.
Jun 4 gromm commented on Are Writers at The Onion Reading My Email?.
To everyone who claims that they'll never have an affair because they're always either at work, or at home with their spouse:

Where the hell do you think most affairs materialize, anyway? Often, when you start spending way too much time at work, you'll either find yourself alone with someone equally lonely at work, and/or your relationship at home starts to suffer as a result, driving you into the company of someone at work. Or your relationship at home starts to suffer, so you escape by spending more time at work, meeting up with some other lonely person who is also spending way too much time at work, after everyone else has gone home.

Of course, if you work with people you have absolutely nothing in common with, (ie, you're the single IT tech at some Lawyer's office) then your chances go down dramatically.
May 22 gromm commented on Rick Santorum Has No Comment.
This is what it looks like when a politician changes his mind. He shuts the fuck up, because otherwise everyone's going to jump on him for changing his mind. That's what people *voted for him to do:* Never change your mind in the face of colossal evidence.
May 22 gromm commented on SL Letter of the Day: No Loss.
Ouch! Motherfucker! This sounds like my first girlfriend!

For a long time I felt like a half-dead mouse being toyed with by a cat who didn't want the game to end. Good fucking riddance, I tell you!
May 19 gromm commented on 10,000,000 Tea Party Patriots Descend on DC Today, Arrest President, Nobody Notices.
I liked some of the images from that open-carry rally.

These dudes that are that batshit crazy really *do* look like they're that batshit crazy.

Also, I remember back in the early days of the internet someone saying "we want to see what will happen if you give everyone a printing press". Freedom of speech is one thing, but if you're going to hand out free bullhorns to everyone, don't be surprised when it's only the craziest among us who are the most successful with them.

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