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Website: http://https://twitter.com/#!/okojo

Bio/Manifesto

I just like weasels.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• SVN or Git
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• Poneman or Pavitt
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• OTB or ACT
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Production or Devel
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Take me out by Franz Ferdinand
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Lucy in the Sky sung by William Shatner
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Stalingrad by Anthony Beevor
• What keeps you up at night?: loneliness
• What helps you sleep?: malfada
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Butterfly, a spanish film..
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: the usual suspect
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Maria Montessori
• What book have you read the most?: Don Quixote
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: King of Hearts
• What piece of art would you steal?: Starry NIght by Van Gogh
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Capitalizing
• What is your sweetest taboo?: socializing

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: to help Adam and Eve to spread their mail catalog delivery
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: It may contain really good pastries
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Gran Central Bakery
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: tasteless about shoes