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I'm a gay man who spent 13 young, formative years in a fundamentalist christian cult, trying to pray-away-the-gay. Wife and two kids later, I gave up. Religionists who insist 'gay is a sinful choice' should all be at the bottom of the Pacific ocean.

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Beethoven's 9th
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Hokey Pokey
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The New Yorker
  • What keeps you up at night?: my kids
  • What helps you sleep?: sex
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: NOT my head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Grandma
  • What book have you read the most?: LOTR
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Rocky Horror
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Michaelangelo's David
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "I aren't" or "aren't I"
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: buttsecks
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: because he could
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Suffering and misery.

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