OutInBumF

Bio/Manifesto

I'm a gay man who spent 13 young, formative years in a fundamentalist christian cult, trying to pray-away-the-gay. Wife and two kids later, I gave up. Religionists who insist 'gay is a sinful choice' should all be at the bottom of the Pacific ocean.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Beethoven's 9th
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Hokey Pokey
• What do you like to read when you poop?: The New Yorker
• What keeps you up at night?: my kids
• What helps you sleep?: sex
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: NOT my head
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Grandma
• What book have you read the most?: LOTR
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Rocky Horror
• What piece of art would you steal?: Michaelangelo's David
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "I aren't" or "aren't I"
• What is your sweetest taboo?: buttsecks

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: because he could
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Suffering and misery.