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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: hey-the pixies
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: you shook me-celine dion
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: the stranger!
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: the end of pinocchio
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: my no-no area
  • What book have you read the most?: the great gatsby
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: stripes
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: incorrect usage of the apostrophe
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: spicy

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