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More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: hey-the pixies
• What song do you never want to hear again?: you shook me-celine dion
• What do you like to read when you poop?: the stranger!
• What song or movie makes you cry?: the end of pinocchio
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: my no-no area
• What book have you read the most?: the great gatsby
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: stripes
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: incorrect usage of the apostrophe

Fill in the Blank

• God is: spicy