Apr 26
fif commented on Drunk of the Week.
So sorry Meg, just couldn’t find anything else to stir the coffee with.
Apr 9
fif commented on Savage Love.
Just another opinion about religion, bible, and lgbtxyz-related stuff, coming from this bigender person http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigender
who happened to be ritually circumcised while few days old (yes, it was painful, but considering the first all-the-way blow job I got some 20 year later as a result it was well worth it!!!)
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a proud member of the chosen people and as such I got to read the bible in its original version. Despite growing up with the secular section of the tribe way back in the land of milk and honey, we didn’t have much to do with the New Testament. But we did read and debated the old one. As history, as a way of life, not a doctrine, as “the doctrine” was a socialist one that professed hard manual labor for the sake of it. Quantity, meaning the number of hours you stood under the fucking sun, counted so much more then the quality of what you actually produced.
Intros are very important, but lets not forget the reason we’re all here, shall we? So… the bible at some point lists some set of rules, and in that list you will find homosexuality alongside with the no-no’s of… making clothes out of flax fibers mixed with other types of fibers, as well as planting those seeds next to each other.
This vague list didn’t stop all homophobic religions- and aren’t they all anyway?- to list homosexuality as the worst crime on earth. And just to clarify the matter, “homosexuality” is always so much worse when it is between men, because even back then the ruling guys were secretly masturbating to lesbian porn…
So what does the bible says, ha? The bible tells us about Joseph, not the one whose wife was cheating on him and once she got knocked up told him it was “the holly spirit”. The other, earlier Joseph was Jacob’s son who was viewed by his older brothers as “a little different”, an embarrassing kinda dude who used to dress up in fancy striped gowns. So they threw him in a dried well and later sold him to nomads, who must have viewed him much more charming than their occasional camel encounter. They also took him to Egypt where, being the only Jew, he became Pharaoh’s both shrink and economic adviser.
Years later, when the family moved to Egypt due to economic hardship, Joseph confronted his brothers and they all hugged and kissed him and asked for forgiveness. Yes, economic hardship can do a lot for your liberal set of mind.
The other famous gay person is King David. Surprised, aren’t you? Well, back in the days the kings could fuck anyone in site and get away with it. So on top of watching that woman washing on the roof in Jerusalem and then sending her husband to the frontline and make sure he is killed so he can fuck his wife, the red haired musician had a boyfriend named Jonathan. And at some point he told him something like, “my love to you is greater than a love to a woman”, which I’m guessing all religions interpret this as a sign of “an asexual friendship that stands so much higher than any sexual contact”.
Because sex is dirty, it’s horrible; we should all refrain from it as much as we can. And besides, you only do it with someone you really, really love. And married to. And that person has to be a member of the opposite camp; otherwise it’s a sin!
Well, ladies and gentlemen- and everyone in between- FUCK IT!!!
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who happened to be ritually circumcised while few days old (yes, it was painful, but considering the first all-the-way blow job I got some 20 year later as a result it was well worth it!!!)
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a proud member of the chosen people and as such I got to read the bible in its original version. Despite growing up with the secular section of the tribe way back in the land of milk and honey, we didn’t have much to do with the New Testament. But we did read and debated the old one. As history, as a way of life, not a doctrine, as “the doctrine” was a socialist one that professed hard manual labor for the sake of it. Quantity, meaning the number of hours you stood under the fucking sun, counted so much more then the quality of what you actually produced.
Intros are very important, but lets not forget the reason we’re all here, shall we? So… the bible at some point lists some set of rules, and in that list you will find homosexuality alongside with the no-no’s of… making clothes out of flax fibers mixed with other types of fibers, as well as planting those seeds next to each other.
This vague list didn’t stop all homophobic religions- and aren’t they all anyway?- to list homosexuality as the worst crime on earth. And just to clarify the matter, “homosexuality” is always so much worse when it is between men, because even back then the ruling guys were secretly masturbating to lesbian porn…
So what does the bible says, ha? The bible tells us about Joseph, not the one whose wife was cheating on him and once she got knocked up told him it was “the holly spirit”. The other, earlier Joseph was Jacob’s son who was viewed by his older brothers as “a little different”, an embarrassing kinda dude who used to dress up in fancy striped gowns. So they threw him in a dried well and later sold him to nomads, who must have viewed him much more charming than their occasional camel encounter. They also took him to Egypt where, being the only Jew, he became Pharaoh’s both shrink and economic adviser.
Years later, when the family moved to Egypt due to economic hardship, Joseph confronted his brothers and they all hugged and kissed him and asked for forgiveness. Yes, economic hardship can do a lot for your liberal set of mind.
The other famous gay person is King David. Surprised, aren’t you? Well, back in the days the kings could fuck anyone in site and get away with it. So on top of watching that woman washing on the roof in Jerusalem and then sending her husband to the frontline and make sure he is killed so he can fuck his wife, the red haired musician had a boyfriend named Jonathan. And at some point he told him something like, “my love to you is greater than a love to a woman”, which I’m guessing all religions interpret this as a sign of “an asexual friendship that stands so much higher than any sexual contact”.
Because sex is dirty, it’s horrible; we should all refrain from it as much as we can. And besides, you only do it with someone you really, really love. And married to. And that person has to be a member of the opposite camp; otherwise it’s a sin!
Well, ladies and gentlemen- and everyone in between- FUCK IT!!!
Dec 20, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
@46 Biggie- Please follow my responses to #16 and others, #27 and up, before becoming so "sad". As I did state it's not necessarily the language skills that triggered my initial response.
In any case, I did have my doubts and expressed them. Other people corrected me in a civilized manner and I did come around as stated @41.
I assume your "bar lowering" statement meant mostly to make yourself feel so superior to others, but so be it.
This is going to be my last comment this week and I still wish all of us, even you "Biggie", happy, healthy, and fulfilling life.
In any case, I did have my doubts and expressed them. Other people corrected me in a civilized manner and I did come around as stated @41.
I assume your "bar lowering" statement meant mostly to make yourself feel so superior to others, but so be it.
This is going to be my last comment this week and I still wish all of us, even you "Biggie", happy, healthy, and fulfilling life.
Dec 19, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
@43 and @44 (identical for some reason)
Please check my admission and apology @41
Please check my admission and apology @41
Dec 19, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
FAITH RESTORED
I here by declare that thanks to:
@28 mydriasis
@30 KateRose
@31 Aussie Kid
as well as the “tired of hearing” teacher @40 Drusilla
my faith in Dan Savage and humanity in general has been fully restored, and I offer my sincere apologies to anyone who has been offended in any way.
I also wish the best for all the suffering people out there and wish us all happy, healthy, and fulfilling life.
I here by declare that thanks to:
@28 mydriasis
@30 KateRose
@31 Aussie Kid
as well as the “tired of hearing” teacher @40 Drusilla
my faith in Dan Savage and humanity in general has been fully restored, and I offer my sincere apologies to anyone who has been offended in any way.
I also wish the best for all the suffering people out there and wish us all happy, healthy, and fulfilling life.
Dec 19, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
@16- I referred to the content rather than the language skills. And while I'm forever grateful for your Baltic lecture I suspect a 17 yo, wether living through such horrendous experiences or not, will have a hard time at this age articulating them (native English speaker or not), let alone asking for advice from some over seas online sex/relationship online columnist.
It is possible that Dan changed some of the personal details in order to protect the identity of a very vulnerable young person. If so then I think it would have helped all of us if he stated this in order to give himself more credibility.
And as I stated at the end of my original post, check out #14, "Please correct me as I'd rather be much maligned than lose faith in Dan Savage and humanity." So thanks for the maligning part, but my faith in humanity has yet to be restored and I honestly look forward for this "restoration"
It is possible that Dan changed some of the personal details in order to protect the identity of a very vulnerable young person. If so then I think it would have helped all of us if he stated this in order to give himself more credibility.
And as I stated at the end of my original post, check out #14, "Please correct me as I'd rather be much maligned than lose faith in Dan Savage and humanity." So thanks for the maligning part, but my faith in humanity has yet to be restored and I honestly look forward for this "restoration"
Dec 19, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
Don't get me wrong. My heart also goes to all youngsters being taken advantage of, molested, abused, etc.
Now call me a cynical asshole, which I may very well may be for many different reasons, but I have a problem with a 17 Y.O. abused Australian/Argentinian/Syrian/German/Congolese girl who can write such an articulate, absolutely-heart-wrenching/ thoughtful/ sensitive/ etc. etc. detailed account to a trans-atlantic/pacific on-line sex/relationship advisor.
Same goes for a gay sibling who will actually send some self nude pictures to his "kinky brother".
Now make no mistakes, I voted for R-74 as well as 502, the Dan Savage home state measures for same sex marriage and legalizing marijuana, yet I see today's chosen letters as "sensational" for the sake of increased ratings and/or shock value. And I suspect they may be also fake to begin with.
Please correct me as I'd rather be much maligned than lose faith in Dan Savage and humanity.
Thanks!
Now call me a cynical asshole, which I may very well may be for many different reasons, but I have a problem with a 17 Y.O. abused Australian/Argentinian/Syrian/German/Congolese girl who can write such an articulate, absolutely-heart-wrenching/ thoughtful/ sensitive/ etc. etc. detailed account to a trans-atlantic/pacific on-line sex/relationship advisor.
Same goes for a gay sibling who will actually send some self nude pictures to his "kinky brother".
Now make no mistakes, I voted for R-74 as well as 502, the Dan Savage home state measures for same sex marriage and legalizing marijuana, yet I see today's chosen letters as "sensational" for the sake of increased ratings and/or shock value. And I suspect they may be also fake to begin with.
Please correct me as I'd rather be much maligned than lose faith in Dan Savage and humanity.
Thanks!
Oct 2, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
In praise of doggy style:
Wasn't sure if Dan's answer was real or just sarcastic, but in my experience this is a position that if done right can be great for a man/woman couple for lots of good reasons.
Hands are relatively free here and the man can easily stimulate her clitoris and/or nipple/s while she reaches back and cups his balls in her hand.
And all the while both can control the pace. I agree that the male, being the top, may have a bigger say but this particular position is also likely to increase G-spot stimulation so it may not be that bad a deal, especially if they can communicate during the deed.
All and all an added stimulation, intimacy and trust for all involved. And it's also a good angle for breeding in case you're aiming for success.
Wasn't sure if Dan's answer was real or just sarcastic, but in my experience this is a position that if done right can be great for a man/woman couple for lots of good reasons.
Hands are relatively free here and the man can easily stimulate her clitoris and/or nipple/s while she reaches back and cups his balls in her hand.
And all the while both can control the pace. I agree that the male, being the top, may have a bigger say but this particular position is also likely to increase G-spot stimulation so it may not be that bad a deal, especially if they can communicate during the deed.
All and all an added stimulation, intimacy and trust for all involved. And it's also a good angle for breeding in case you're aiming for success.
Sep 18, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
1-A correct response to RANDY
2-As for “I'm having a hard time picturing a guy who wouldn't want to date a woman who enjoys giving head—are there many guys like that out there?”
The answer, my friend, is blowing… in the wind.
A resounding “NO” indeed, which means BLOW may have some other things going on that may deter blowees from continuing dating her.
2-As for “I'm having a hard time picturing a guy who wouldn't want to date a woman who enjoys giving head—are there many guys like that out there?”
The answer, my friend, is blowing… in the wind.
A resounding “NO” indeed, which means BLOW may have some other things going on that may deter blowees from continuing dating her.
Jul 26, 2012
fif commented on Savage Love.
@252 ellarosa- An extremely refreshing break from the contraception debate and gender wars. And you can find him much easier than you may think.
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