Asparagus!

Bio/Manifesto

I make your pee smell.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Pot or Coke
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions