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Jun 8 Asparagus! commented on Ijeoma Oluo on "Trickle-Down Progressivism".
So many strawmen, I think my computer will catch on fire.
Sep 30, 2014 Asparagus! commented on The Secret Service Is a Highly Functional Organization That Occasionally Fails in Spectacular Ways.
Highly functional?

The last time the secret service was in the news it was because a bunch of people on the president's security detail had been hiring prostitutes in Colombia on an official visit.
Mar 21, 2014 Asparagus! commented on Seattle Needs to Start Behaving Like a Big City.
People do this shit all the time in NYC, it's stupid, but it's not a "big city" thing.
Mar 11, 2014 Asparagus! commented on Mars Hill Church Admits To Buying Pastor Mark Driscoll a Spot on the New York Times Bestseller List.

And the dialogue in that game was TERRRRIBLE too.
Dec 11, 2013 Asparagus! commented on State Releases Deeply Unenlightening Statement on Stalled Tunneling Machine.

Even if they did, GPR doesn't tell you anything about density, just electromagnetic reflectivity and velocity.

Also, water is extremely reflective on GPR (this is how they find subglacial lakes in Antarctica), so in super saturated soil like this, I'm not even sure that GPR would be useful for anything.
Dec 9, 2013 Asparagus! commented on Tunnel-Digger Stuck Under Downtown.
Fuck Steampunk.
Dec 6, 2013 Asparagus! commented on The White House Press Secretary Next Door.

I doubt that's the reasoning. I'm sure being the VP of communication at Seattle U is a pretty decently paying job, but since ex-administration loyalists get plum "think tank" jobs where they don't really have to do anything, I sorta doubt he wrote a book shitting on his former boss simply to get a job.
Nov 19, 2013 Asparagus! commented on Former Planned Parenthood Political Director Dana Laurent to Run for State Democratic Party Chair.
I admit her background sounds impressive, but the header picture on her website makes me think of the woman president from Battlestar Galactica.
Oct 28, 2013 Asparagus! commented on The Most Radical Driving School in Seattle.
I raise you this driving school in my neighbourhood.