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Feb 19 Ashley commented on Chinese Water Torture for Your Ears.

Another public place sure, but a SALON? Most of them offer manicures and pedicures anyway. I also don't get the lip gloss annoyance thing from 17. What about chapstick, am I allowed that at least?

Feb 14 Ashley commented on SL Letter of the Day: Ruff Butt.

Also, she should use a vibe on herself at the same time (in addition to all the other stuff Dan says). This is the only thing that has ever worked for me, but I've never seen Dan mention it before. Works like a charm!

Jan 29 Ashley commented on SL Letters of the Day: Three Straight Guys.

You're not "tearing" her, you probably are actually TEARING her. Lady parts can get super sore if you have rough and/or long sex too often. Either the skin gets rubbed raw, or you get little tiny tears that take FOREVER to heal. It's super annoying, and I'd be super annoyed at someone overusing quotation marks to describe my discomfort.

Plus an hour of jackhammaring all the time sounds pretty yawn-inducing. I guessing you need to stop masturbating.

Jan 22 Ashley commented on What Are the Five Most Hated Companies in America?.

Comcast obviously!

Sep 30, 2012 Ashley commented on Looper: A Spectacular Genre Thriller You’ll Want to See Twice.

Bemused is not incorrect to use at all. In fact, it makes much more sense than imagining 'amused line deliveries.'

Also, even if it was the wrong word, pointing it our is both pointless and makes you look like an asshat. I know it's the internet, but seriously people, learn some social graces.

Aug 9, 2012 Ashley commented on Some Restaurant in Seattle Needs to Start Offering These, Like, Now.

Nice try @27, you're writing is still dripping with obnoxious.

Jul 25, 2012 Ashley commented on Endorsements for the August 7 Primary Election.

I'm so confused why Kathlyn Ehl is on your election board. Was she on this before the twitter scandal? Or did you think it was funny to have her participate after you helped get her fired?

I can't take your recommendations seriously, if you don't take the people on your election board seriously.

Jul 5, 2012 Ashley commented on Can a Calendar Make Too Much Sense?.

All hail Super New Years!

Jun 28, 2012 Ashley commented on Lunchtime Quickie: Man Chases Bear?.

I really wish the bear had eaten him.

Jun 13, 2012 Ashley commented on For Your Stomach's and/or Liver's Consideration.

What's so bad about giving it up for a flatter stomach? I mean, lord knows people diet in all sorts of ways, giving up all sorts of food for a better looking body. Are the gluten-free haters also anti other diets? I gave up gluten because it helps control my Crohn's Disease, and you know I have to admit, my stomach looks fabulous. If it makes you feel/look awesome, I say more power to you.