Location: Ballard, of course!
Keepin' my customers satisfied.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Bring It On
Stomp the Yard
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
- Elliott Bay
- Dina Martina
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Ivar Haglund
- Tom Skerritt
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: "Closing Time" L. Cohen
- What keeps you up at night?: Coffee
- What helps you sleep?: Thinking about Roberta Pedon
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Franklin Roosevelt
- What book have you read the most?: The Great Gatsby
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Casablanca
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: your/you're
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He was bored.
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
Fill in the Blank
- God is: a myth.