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Ballard Pimp is on his freaking computer. .
in the past few hours
Ballard Pimp commented on This Is What You Get, Liberals: Obama's Surveillance Scandal.
Ballard Pimp commented on This Is What You Get, Liberals: Obama's Surveillance Scandal.
Unpaid Intern, one of the reasons we have interns is so they can learn what fuckheads they are without doing any real harm. Every one of us makes mistakes. Some day when you've distributed the coffee, go to The Stranger archives, and read the April, 2003, editions and find out which deep thinker thought that George W. Bush's invasion of Iraq was the best thing since Volunteer Park glory holes.
9:51 PM yesterday
Ballard Pimp commented on A New Ad from Sam Bellomio!.
Ballard Pimp commented on A New Ad from Sam Bellomio!.
@15--I've been waiting for her to show up and start writing in ALL CAPS again.
May 17
Ballard Pimp commented on In Which I Do Not Declare My Candidacy for Seattle City Council.
Ballard Pimp commented on In Which I Do Not Declare My Candidacy for Seattle City Council.
Goldy, I'm with the folks who want you in Conlin's place, but considering that you would have to put up with fuckwits like Unbrainwashed between now and November, I understand.
May 17
Ballard Pimp commented on Slog Super Poll: Who Should Be Mayor?.
Ballard Pimp commented on Slog Super Poll: Who Should Be Mayor?.
@18, Sorry about that, Tim. I haven't been keeping up. How long ago?
May 17
Ballard Pimp commented on Slog Super Poll: Who Should Be Mayor?.
Ballard Pimp commented on Slog Super Poll: Who Should Be Mayor?.
I'm with iamkatia--Joey Gray is an awesome candidate. She is Tim Harris's partner. Jeebus, even an old pimp knows that!
May 17
Ballard Pimp commented on SL Letter of the Day: Gonna Boil My Laptop After Answering This One.
Ballard Pimp commented on SL Letter of the Day: Gonna Boil My Laptop After Answering This One.
It has to be fake. Make it so.
May 16
Ballard Pimp commented on It's Spring! Who's Ready for Street Harassment?.
Ballard Pimp commented on It's Spring! Who's Ready for Street Harassment?.
A high proportion of American men are assholes. Saying "Nice tits" is asshole behavior.
My girls don't complain. They carry knives.
My girls don't complain. They carry knives.
May 15
Ballard Pimp commented on We Do Not Trust Photos Anymore.
Ballard Pimp commented on We Do Not Trust Photos Anymore.
@5, as 11 points out, "burning in" is to darken part of a photo with more exposure; "dodging" is what is done to lighten part of a photo that may be overexposed. In black and white that is done using an enlarger to control exposure. With color I think it has to be done chemically.
But since the photo shows dead Palestinian children killed by the Israeli army, great steps must be taken to discredit it.
But since the photo shows dead Palestinian children killed by the Israeli army, great steps must be taken to discredit it.
May 15
Ballard Pimp commented on How's That Republican Outreach Going?.
Ballard Pimp commented on How's That Republican Outreach Going?.
@2--No, your opinions about language have nothing to do with it. You're just a racist pig all on your own.
May 14
Ballard Pimp commented on SL Letter of the Day: Insane Demands.
Ballard Pimp commented on SL Letter of the Day: Insane Demands.
I am sorry to have to raise this issue again and again, but LW is no "whore", discreet or otherwise. She may be a mistress, a slut, a trollop, or a tramp, but she remains an uncompensated amateur. Let's have a little professional respect.
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