Ballard Pimp
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Ballard Pimp is on his freaking computer. .
Apr 16 Ballard Pimp commented on Pub Owner Who Dodged $800,000 in Taxes (But Paid $10,000 for Kenny Chesney Tickets) Sentenced to Prison.
The first rule of tax evasion: If you're going to do it, the people most likely to know about it are your employees.
Nov 7, 2016 Ballard Pimp commented on Fuck This Fucking Guy: Robert Satiacum, the Washington State Democratic Elector Who Won't Vote Clinton.
Are we forgetting that in September Bob signed an oath to vote for the Democratic candidate? Apparently Bob has.
Jun 9, 2016 Ballard Pimp commented on The Audition.
I am sorry that the one legit porn agent Sydney quoted wasn't clearer about it: Porn doesn't require "auditions". If anyone wants an "audition", he's fake.
Apr 4, 2016 Ballard Pimp commented on Jupiter Hit Hard By an Object.
Jupiter pretty well fits the definition of "god".
Mar 12, 2016 Ballard Pimp commented on I, Anonymous.
"It is better to be alone than in bad company."~George Washington

It isn't in the Constitution, but it should be.
Feb 25, 2016 Ballard Pimp commented on I Still Can’t Believe There’s a Jewish Democratic Socialist from Brooklyn Who’s Already Won a Presidential Primary.
It is easy to forget, but for most of the 20th Century overt antisemitism was a hallmark of the national Republican Party.
Jan 14, 2016 Ballard Pimp commented on One of the Most Important Climate Change Trials in the Country Is Happening in Lynnwood Right Now.
Gawd, the stench of right wing loons is strong today. This "won't change anything"? No more than some Black kids sitting at a Woolworth's counter "wouldn't change anything".
Oct 18, 2015 Ballard Pimp commented on Drama! Pamela Banks Slams Kshama Sawant for Fundraising in New York Over the Weekend.
Remember that Ken Mehlman was fired by Nixon for being too evil.