Big Matt G

Location: Placerville, California

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Funeral by Band of Horses
• What keeps you up at night?: Indigestion
• What helps you sleep?: Schnapps
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Toy Story 3
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Lower back, I fear.
• What book have you read the most?: Cryptonomicon
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: True Stories
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: alot or hella, take your pick.

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!