Big Matt G
Placerville, California
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Big Matt G

Location: Placerville, California

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Funeral by Band of Horses
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: SLOG
  • What keeps you up at night?: Indigestion
  • What helps you sleep?: Schnapps
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Toy Story 3
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Lower back, I fear.
  • What book have you read the most?: Cryptonomicon
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: True Stories
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Alot or hella, take your pick.
  • For Trolls Only

  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

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