Claypatch
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
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Claypatch is rockin out to KEXP.
Jan 26 Claypatch commented on Donald Trump Is So Scared of This Woman He Has Backed Out of Thursday's Debate on Fox.
Its much more that this displays him for the coward he is, like all bullies. "Wah wah, that awful woman is gonna ask me questions...that are like....HARD! Wah wah".

And its not like he's thought this all thru anyways. What does he really think will happen if he were to get the nomination? That the entire world's press corp is suddenly going to stop asking him questions? Nope, what will happen is that the press would do something resembling its job and dig thru his entire life, so all the crap about his pimp daddy, his shitty deals, all his bankruptcies and his disastrous marriages, all will be dragged out into the light for us to gawp and laugh at. And he wants the nomination? Really? Whatta buffoon.
Jan 6 Claypatch commented on Why Columbia City Needs Salted Sea.
What nedludd2 said (2x. Dude). I went to this place a week after it opened, because I love seafood and seafood restaurants. The food, while delicious was not only overpriced, but the portions were small, a point I raised with the waitstaff, as I figured that this was the kind of feedback thats good for a brand new restaurant. Sadly I havent been back to see if anything has changed; sounds like it has not.
Dec 15, 2015 Claypatch commented on Liveslogging the 142nd Republican Debate!.
Best part: Kasich constantly waving his semaphore arms every time he talks. If I had a drink for every time he did that......
Dec 1, 2015 Claypatch commented on Eight Photos Glamorizing War That First Appeared on the Front Page of the New York Times.
@1: He's not advocating that at all, but thanks for completely mis-understanding his point.
Nov 25, 2015 Claypatch commented on I, Anonymous.
@1 can fuck all the way off. @Anonymous can follow, right behind, in fucking off. The lights on the Columbia Tower are beautiful and actually make the black towers a dramatic backdrop to the lights. My favorite new piece of public art.
Nov 16, 2015 Claypatch commented on Hey, Gun Grabbers! Let's Grab Steve King's Gun!.
@28: Oh, you mean #7's sheer stupidity? Nope, we got that, loud and clear. Irony would imply actual subtlety and a bit of satire; #7 is sorely lacking in either.
Oct 25, 2015 Claypatch commented on Paul Allen Gives to Arts with One Hand but Takes Away with the Other.
@12 : I think KEXP and Vulcan parted ways a few years back. Very true that KEXP would not have gotten off the ground without Vulcan bux, but I dont believe that to be the case anymore.
Oct 21, 2015 Claypatch commented on We Saw You Painting a Crosswalk, Being Hit with a Pumpkin, and Balancing a Tall Boy on Your Head.
@16: Actually we're all pretty amazed as to how fucking stupid you are.
Sep 29, 2015 Claypatch commented on Overheard in the Office.
Mom!?!
Sep 16, 2015 Claypatch commented on The Last Days Crisis Is Over (for Me).
Awww....poopie. "Last Days" has been required reading for years, as I have loved all the humor (black and otherwise) that has graced the column. Its just not going to be the same without you Dave. Best of luck in all your future endeavors.