Teslick

Bio/Manifesto

At best, a Slog lurker. I write not good like Fnarf.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• OTB or ACT
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: your instead of you're