venomlash
Wichita Falls, TX
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I'm a straight guy who supports LGBTQ rights, especially considering as I have family and… more »

venomlash

Location: Wichita Falls, TX

Bio/Manifesto

I'm a straight guy who supports LGBTQ rights, especially considering as I have family and friends in those groups. After graduating from the University of Chicago, I have been transplanted to Texoma to pursue graduate education at Midwestern State University. My thesis research is on trilobite ontogeny. I play a lot of vidya.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Zune or Segway
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Emerson Lake and Palmer's cover of "Jerusalem"
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: "Single Ladies"
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Video game manuals
  • What keeps you up at night?: Zombie movies, existence of right-wing radicals
  • What helps you sleep?: Reading. Or liquor. Or fatigue. Or reading while tipsy and tired.
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Edward Scissorhands
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My scalp, duh.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Roger Zelazny
  • What book have you read the most?: "The Hobbit" or "Nine Princes in Amber". Not sure.
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: "In Newton We Trust" by Noah Korman
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: it's vs. its
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: For shits and giggles.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: FROSTED BUTTS
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: At the Midway Market.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: the Creator, but of existence, not nitty-gritty watchmaker. Not a policeman either.
 

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