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venomlash

Evanston<=>Hyde Park, IL. Depends

Bio

I'm a straight guy who, like most sensible straight guys, supports LGBTQ rights, especially considering… more »

TMI

What song do you want played at your funeral?: Emerson Lake and Palmer's cover of "Jerusalem"
What movie can you recite verbatim?: "In Newton We Trust" by Noah Korman
OTB or ACT
Where's your hairiest square inch?: My scalp, duh.
What do you like to read when you poop?: Video game manuals

venomlash

Location: Evanston<=>Hyde Park, IL. Depends

Bio/Manifesto

I'm a straight guy who, like most sensible straight guys, supports LGBTQ rights, especially considering as I have family and friends in those groups. I am an undergrad at the University of Chicago and a Chicagolander for almost my entire life.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
Vampire or Zombie
Dicks or Vaginas
Too many teeth or No teeth at all
Elliott Bay or Amazon
Zune or Segway
Will in Seattle or Fnarf
OTB or ACT
Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
Tushy or Tuchus
Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

What song do you want played at your funeral?: Emerson Lake and Palmer's cover of "Jerusalem"
What song do you never want to hear again?: "Single Ladies"
What do you like to read when you poop?: Video game manuals
What keeps you up at night?: Zombie movies, existence of right-wing radicals
What helps you sleep?: Reading. Or liquor. Or fatigue. Or reading while tipsy and tired.
What song or movie makes you cry?: Edward Scissorhands
Where's your hairiest square inch?: My scalp, duh.
If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Roger Zelazny
What book have you read the most?: "The Hobbit" or "Nine Princes in Amber". Not sure.
What movie can you recite verbatim?: "In Newton We Trust" by Noah Korman
What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: it's vs. its

For Trolls Only

Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: For shits and giggles.
If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: FROSTED BUTTS
Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: At the Midway Market.
What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one