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Mischa Vainburg
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  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Big Lebowski
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because complacency is the only thing keeping their fragile brains intact
  • What book have you read the most?: LOTR
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?

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Mischa Vainburg is regretting the extra caramel.
2:30 PM yesterday Mischa Vainburg commented on Hockey Players With Pets.
Sooo apparently I need to marry a hockey player. Preferably one covered in SCOTTISH FOLD KITTEHS
May 18 Mischa Vainburg commented on Slog Overnight.
WHUT
May 18 Mischa Vainburg commented on It's Spring! Who's Ready for Street Harassment?.
Yesterday I'm talking on the phone to my ex MIL about some serious, heavy shit. Next thing I know a guy calls out, "Hey sweetheart!" I turn around and it's clear he's talking to me. "I"m not your fucking sweetheart," I snarl. It feels good.
May 17 Mischa Vainburg commented on Free Baguettes for Bikers, Beer Week Continues, and More.
@2: All Stranger people roll to work, hamster-style, in giant plastic balls.
May 17 Mischa Vainburg commented on Wedding Crasher.
SWEET!
May 17 Mischa Vainburg commented on Kay Ryan Reads Her Poems Twice (Kay Ryan Reads Her Poems Twice).
Nice piece, conveys a a real sense of the potency of the poet and her work (no small feat when talking about poetry).
May 9 Mischa Vainburg commented on Your Dog Sucks.
I love my dog more than anything in this world. Part of that means recognizing that not everyone feels the same way about her, keeping her leashed in public, and training her NEVER to approach random people unless they, and I, allow it.

Not everyone likes dogs. Some people are allergic to/frightened of dogs. It is their right not to be harassed by your dog in a public space. Why are there so many clueless fuckwits who don't understand this?
May 9 Mischa Vainburg commented on President Obama Murdered Ambassador Stevens Just Like He Murdered Vince Foster.
In the bar in my rural Southwestern hometown, there's a big sign that says "Tell the Truth About Benghazi". I wonder how many of its patrons even know how to pronounce Benghazi, or what country it's in. The Repubs are a bunch of craven turds pandering to fearful, ill-informed farmers.
May 7 Mischa Vainburg commented on "Tattoos Are the Ultimate Branding Statement".
When I got an abstract, unusual tattoo on my arm, it didn't even occur to me to assign "meaning" to it. I just like the way it looks. To my surprise (I assumed that most people, like @6, don't give a shit about my body art) people are constantly asking what it "means." I just tell them it's purely decorative. This seems to disappoint most people, who assume it must have some deep symbolic significance.

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