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    This or That

  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Lady Samantha
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Man, I Feel Like a Woman
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Old comic strips
  • What helps you sleep?: watching dvds of tv shows
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Same place as most folks, don't care if it's not fashionable.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Eleanor of Aquitaine or Oscar Wilde
  • What book have you read the most?: Make Way for Lucia
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Self-Portrait with Black Dog - Gustave Courbet
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Comma before "or"
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He was bored.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: They're afraid it's where are the supposedly dead celebrities are - you know, like Jim Morrison and Elvis.

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