samanthaf63

Location: Chicago

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Lady Samantha
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Man, I Feel Like a Woman
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Old comic strips
• What helps you sleep?: watching dvds of tv shows
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Same place as most folks, don't care if it's not fashionable.
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Eleanor of Aquitaine or Oscar Wilde
• What book have you read the most?: Make Way for Lucia
• What piece of art would you steal?: Self-Portrait with Black Dog - Gustave Courbet
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Comma before "or"

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He was bored.
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: They're afraid it's where are the supposedly dead celebrities are - you know, like Jim Morrison and Elvis.