Cienna Madrid
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I write the news When not writing the news, I like to teach my dogs… more »

Cienna Madrid is waiting to become a woman.
Sep 19, 2014 Cienna Madrid commented on How Not to Lose Your Virginity.
@10, thanks for your insights. I think society downplays the emotional aspects of sex for men while glorifying it for women, and since we don't encourage men to talk about their feelings, issues like this become compounded.

Like you, I think my partner was unprepared for his emotional reaction (as I was). And I tend to be on the less emotive end of the scale, so it was a weird, tough situation for both of us to get through. But we did, and we remained friends, and I'm really glad for it.

(@7, hearts and butterflies.)
Aug 18, 2014 Cienna Madrid commented on The Morning News: Fatal Stabbing at Bellevue Burger King, and a Victory Against ISIS in Iraq.
Urgutha, you are correct--I was a staffer but I quit in December. But here I am again! Taking a break from my regularly scheduled breakfast martini to contribute to the scrolling slush of internet ennui!

Feb 21, 2014 Cienna Madrid commented on Start Planning Your AWP Party Schedule Now.
Paul, I emailed you over a month ago with news that I would be hosting a party in my pants on the 1st, yet I don't see it listed on the events calendar.

Like @2, I am also questioning your commitment to book-based parties.
Dec 20, 2013 Cienna Madrid commented on It's Been Fun..
Aw, everyone is being so nice. I should quit every week!

Dec 20, 2013 Cienna Madrid commented on Morning News: It Is Snowing Outside.
@1, I'd call firing a man for getting legally gay-married right before Christmas the opposite of Christlike behavior.

It would be an actual Christmas miracle if all the student protests and negative press got them to relent.
Dec 17, 2013 Cienna Madrid commented on Morning News: Hands on Feet, Pot in Public, and the Shitty Life of a God's Wife.
@3, Is it that obvious I have a hands-on-foot fetish?

@2, All I want for Christmas is his vertical jump.
Nov 25, 2013 Cienna Madrid commented on James Franco and Seth Rogen Made a Shot-by-Shot Remake of Kanye West's Latest Video.
All I want for Christmas is Seth Rogen spread eagle across a motorcycle. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
Nov 22, 2013 Cienna Madrid commented on Morning News: Levitating Trains, Pushy Cops, and Urban Rat Hunts.
@5,6, thanks! That's good to know.

@13, he is snoring on my feet at this very moment.
Nov 22, 2013 Cienna Madrid commented on Slog Commenters Are Throwing a Slog Happy at the Canterbury This Friday and You're Invited!.
Paul and I will be there with GIFTS FOR EVERYONE!!!!