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Jul 1 LukeJoe commented on The Kind of Paper Grocery Bag Safeway Offers Black People Is Not the Same as the Kind it Offers White People?.
The Safeways have individual budgets. I.E. the store serving a lower income group has less revenue then the store serving the higher income group and invests less in bags. I've never seen the bags without the handles at any Safeway in San Francisco, but it's common knowledge that Safeways vary in quality within the city depending on the location. Head to higher income areas and their Safeways and you find more premium coffee, more kombucha, more organic produce, etc. If you want change at your local grocery store, you'll probably have to just do some good old fashioned complaining and threatening to take your business elsewhere. I.E. behave like a consumer who has choices about where you spend your money.
Jul 1 LukeJoe commented on Chow Bio.
Cute, you forgot to mention that any right minded non-lesbian would screw the living daylights out of the pair of them!

Why don't they just opt for the slightly more esoteric (can't be bad in the coffee game) "Drop Bar Coffee"? Would "Good to the last Drop Bar" get them another cease and desist?!
Jun 30 LukeJoe commented on Missed Underground Marketing Opportunity.
I mean, are we connecting this more to the chocolate part? Or the white part? Cause in my experience most young gays need to be coached (at least a little bit) through the chocolate part!
Jun 30 LukeJoe commented on Missed Underground Marketing Opportunity.
Okay, maybe it's just 4PM on a Monday or maybe I'm the sheltered and naive gay in the room (which is doubtful), but I am just not getting whatever joke Dan is reaching for. What to twinks do that is an obvious name for Hostess Cupcakes?
Jun 30 LukeJoe commented on How a White Republican Got the Black Vote.
Charles I think your analysis lacks something. Most observers agreed that the risk your suggesting held terrible odds.
Jun 25 LukeJoe commented on Expect a Santorum Re-Run in 2016.
I was going to say something substantial (and maybe make a joke that Stewart Mills is maybe Dan's type giving us Daario Naharis douchey), until I googled Amie Beth Shaver and all I culd say was ......

OH FUCK! THAT HAIR! Gurl, you're so close to Jesus you're probably a prostitute!
Jun 23 LukeJoe commented on Falling Out of Love With New Pope.
Feeling vindicated! https://www.google.com/url?q=http ://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2014/01/02/a-reader-asks-us-to-kindly-quit-with-the-love-for-pope-francis%26view%3Dcomments&sa=U&ei=uFKoU5qSHdaTuAS594C4DA&ved=0CAYQFjAA&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNFp1ZMyzHzTSHbpjOU0_qaDD9kTlQ
Jun 18 LukeJoe commented on The Morning News: Washington Redskins' Trademark Is Canceled Because That Name Is "Disparaging to Native Americans".
Re: "this doesn't stop them from using the name"

Yes it does. It's doesn't strictly, but the implications of them using a name they don't "own" make so little business sense that functionally it does. This is a multi-billion dollar property in the NFL (an economy to itself). If they lose their trademark, they change their name.
Jun 18 LukeJoe commented on The Morning News: Washington Redskins' Trademark Is Canceled Because That Name Is "Disparaging to Native Americans".
Rename the Redskins?

Suggestion 1: I suggest the change to the Washington Lou Gehrigs! It works because they all stand a much heightened risk of developing neurodegenerative diseases!!!

Suggestion 2: The Washington Cady Stantons, because why the hell not?!
May 28 LukeJoe commented on Do I Sound Gay?.
I'm more self conscious about my gay walk!!!! I run like a total sissy.
 
 

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