Cascadian Bacon
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Fuck Your Shit!

Cascadian Bacon is eagerly awaiting the end of civilization .

Cascadian Bacon

Location: Best Seattle


Fuck Your Shit!

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Questions

  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Acoustic anything
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: yea
  • What keeps you up at night?: stimulants
  • What helps you sleep?: seditives
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Hitler
  • What book have you read the most?: 1984
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Apocalypse Now!
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Your Heart
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one

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