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samktg
Rose City
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It is a Readymade in which the sugar is changed to marble It is sort… more »

TMI

  • God is: Bowie, and Dylan is the Angel of Death and when he switches to electric you die.
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: That one by Coldplay, you know, all of them.
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Edward Scissorhands

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samktg

Location: Rose City

Bio/Manifesto

It is a Readymade in which the sugar is changed to marble. It is sort of a mythological effect. Either that or pretentious art rock.

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Eleanor Rigby
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: That one by Coldplay, you know, all of them.
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: the grout.
  • What keeps you up at night?: The howling of the innocent wolves slaughtered from a helicopter by that tea-bagging Alaska she-serpent.
  • What helps you sleep?: Knowing that one day the oppressed people of Cascadia will throw down the yoke of slavery and fly their colors on the most convenient Doug Fir, if that doesn't use too much resources.
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Space Oddity
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Ma tete, merci
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Rrose Selavy
  • What book have you read the most?: The Stranger
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Edward Scissorhands
  • What piece of art would you steal?: The Ishtar Gate
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: there, their, they're
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Voodoo Doughnuts
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Sometimes, even the greatest are leotarded.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: You can't handle the truth.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: If by WOW Gold you mean condoms, then the Plaid Pantry, otherwise from Jeff Mangum.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Bowie, and Dylan is the Angel of Death and when he switches to electric you die.
 
 

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