Location: Rose City
It is a Readymade in which the sugar is changed to marble. It is sort of a mythological effect. Either that or pretentious art rock.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Bring It On
Stomp the Yard
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Frank Gehry
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
Staying Home (Lesbians only)
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Eleanor Rigby
- What song do you never want to hear again?: That one by Coldplay, you know, all of them.
- What do you like to read when you poop?: the grout.
- What keeps you up at night?: The howling of the innocent wolves slaughtered from a helicopter by that tea-bagging Alaska she-serpent.
- What helps you sleep?: Knowing that one day the oppressed people of Cascadia will throw down the yoke of slavery and fly their colors on the most convenient Doug Fir, if that doesn't use too much resources.
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Space Oddity
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: Ma tete, merci
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Rrose Selavy
- What book have you read the most?: The Stranger
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Edward Scissorhands
- What piece of art would you steal?: The Ishtar Gate
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: there, their, they're
- What is your sweetest taboo?: Voodoo Doughnuts
For Trolls Only
- What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Sometimes, even the greatest are leotarded.
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: You can't handle the truth.
- Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: If by WOW Gold you mean condoms, then the Plaid Pantry, otherwise from Jeff Mangum.
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
Fill in the Blank
- God is: Bowie, and Dylan is the Angel of Death and when he switches to electric you die.