Cynic Romantic

Location: Australia

Bio/Manifesto

Aussie guy, 43, big Seattle fan!

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: "Dust in the wind"
• What song do you never want to hear again?: I can't remember, my super power is forgetting crap.
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Books.
• What keeps you up at night?: Games.
• What helps you sleep?: Sex.
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Guess.
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Myself.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Life of Brian.
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Does the word "peeve" count?
• What is your sweetest taboo?: That reminds me of the song I want never to hear again...

For Trolls Only

• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one

Fill in the Blank

• God is: a great joke, too often taken seriously.