despicable me

Location: I'm right here, you don't see me?

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Time To Say Goodbye
• What song do you never want to hear again?: RAP CRAP
• What do you like to read when you poop?: People Magazine
• What keeps you up at night?: Ran out of Ambien
• What helps you sleep?: Ambien
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Eight Below
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Head
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: My brother
• What book have you read the most?: Gore Vidal
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Hunt For Red October
• What piece of art would you steal?: Statue of Walt Disney and Mickey at Disneyland
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: there, their, they're
• What is your sweetest taboo?: I'll never te-eellll

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: His NAAFA membership ran out
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: The BOO is hiding in there
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Strangerland

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Dog spelled backwards.