"I've discovered that "prude" is the favorite first insult of assholes when I don't want to have sex with them."
Word. Plus, "HEY, you think you know me, Bub?"
Never been sure why "prude" is such a drastic insult anyway. As character flaws go, prudishness is a pretty mild one. It also doesn't hurt anyone. In fact, the only person in the world my apparent
"prudishness" affects is the asshole I just said "no" to.