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Doot is pulling on his wang.
3:26 AM yesterday Doot commented on Ohio Man Funds a Potato Salad on Kickstarter.
wonderful, bang-on comment #2
Jul 4 Doot commented on SL Letter of the Day: Smoke Her Out.
holy phuck! you think POT is the problem here???
Jul 4 Doot commented on Why Public Transportation Will Not Work Without Aggressive Social Engineering.
Camera's not broken, he just needs to adjust the settings.

But, who knows, maybe he's making some sort of statement about race
Jul 3 Doot commented on Why Public Transportation Will Not Work Without Aggressive Social Engineering.
Christ, Charles. Fix the white balance on your camera!
Jul 3 Doot commented on Rachel Lark's "Warm, Bloody, and Tender".
fantastic! :)
Jul 2 Doot commented on Summer Is for Skinny People.
quit crying and hit the treadmill
Jun 27 Doot commented on SL Letter of the Day: Two Simple Answers.
Advice to the letter writer:

If you go through with it, don't mention that you asked an advice columnist if you should. It makes you sound lame.
Jun 25 Doot commented on Savage Love.
It's never too late for a lemon party
Jun 14 Doot commented on SL Letter of the Day: Just Out.
I had this neighbour in Vancouver who was an obese middle-aged homo living in Vancouver's gay district. He blamed the entire gay community for his not getting laid in well over a decade. He was kind of a shut-in and I don't think he ever left the house except to buy icecream. The source of his anger was the the entire gay community only liked supermodel types and there was no love for the morbidly obese. I pointed out to him that there was a bar that specifically catered to fat, middle-aged homos just a few blocks away. He responded that he doesn't like fat guys. I wonder if he's still wallowing in a bottomless pit of self-pity.
Jun 11 Doot commented on Savage Love.
could be smelling his own sweat.
 
 

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