Yeah, it's a copy of that.

CPN
May 18 CPN commented on In Which I Do Not Declare My Candidacy for Seattle City Council.
Although we're diametrically opposed on guns, I would've voted for you for city council.
May 16 CPN commented on Geographic Apostrophe Death.
Apostrophes are important.

I tell people it's the difference between, "I'm Rick James, bitch! " and, "I'm Rick James' bitch!"
May 14 CPN commented on Our Creepy Government Secretly Obtained AP Reporters' Phone Records.
I've always considered Obama to be trying very hard to be Clinton 2.0 and I've always considered Clinton to be the greatest Republican president of the 20th century, except the Republicans are too stupid to figure it out.

NAFTA, GATT, MFN for China, repeal of Glass-Steagall, Robert Rubin as Treasury Secretary, etc.

Clinton threw a lollypop right over the plate and the Republicans hit it out of the park, screwing every working man in America along the way.
May 8 CPN commented on Gun Deaths Are Different.
It is not. Teach your kids to take a shower and don't own a pool and they probably won't drown.
May 7 CPN commented on Modern Times Dilemma: The Hobbit Is Stuck in My DVD Player.
Years ago somebody gave a me a VCR with Caligula stuck in it.

I called it, 'The Caligula Machine.'
May 6 CPN commented on Gun Deaths Are Different.
I'm not buying Goldy's retort.

Call it a strawman if you will, although there is no epidemic of limo deaths in this country, there is an epidemic of children drowning.

Drowning is the number one cause of death in children 4 years and under, yet there is no hue and cry to ban bathtubs.

Why? Because as I've said before, this isn't about saving lives. It's about banning guns.

Why? Because you don't like them.
May 3 CPN commented on Hey, Ladies, Here Are the Two Kinds of Woman You Can Be.
As a rule of thumb, I will never buy anything with a celebrity on the cover.
May 2 CPN commented on Feds Order 11 Seattle Medical Marijuana Dispensaries to Shut Their Doors.
One of my favorite quotes is from Carl Sagan's, 'The Demon Haunted World.'

I'm paraphrasing because it's from memory:

"The number one job of bureaucracy is to perpetuate itself."

 
 

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