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• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What song do you want played at your funeral?: I don't really care. As long as I'm dead, you can play Hotel California if you want.
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Helen, my elderly neighbor who I never once heard having loud sex in all the years that we shared a wall.
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because he hates fat people?
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Hotel California

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