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More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Nas
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Any song currently in play on the radio
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Poop books
• What keeps you up at night?: Being too high
• What helps you sleep?: Ma baby
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: My cock
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: people who die are weak
• What book have you read the most?: Pffff
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Pfff
• What piece of art would you steal?: The Pho from the lunch lady
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Nigs
• What is your sweetest taboo?: taboo things are stupid

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Dan Savage is as full of himself as his boyfriend is!
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: If the stranger actually believes this shit...
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Pike place no shit suckas!
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Anal Smithing