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Short answer: failed academic (with PhD in biology), math tutor who headed back to get… more »


Location: North Seattle


Short answer: failed academic (with Ph.D. in biology), math tutor who headed back to get a teaching certificate, expert baker, dart-thrower, one-time professional foosball player. Expert in all sorts of odd topics: coral reefs. Salmon biology. Cheese.

Seriously involved in Seattle public schools. Fighting the good fight. Long-term sub in a local high school.

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Production or Devel
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Helter Skelter (The Bobs)
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything by Jack Johnson
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The New Yorker
  • What keeps you up at night?: Visions of my kids amid rising seas
  • What helps you sleep?: Visualizing a round of golf
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Anything sappy: I'm so damn easy
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Gotta be top of my head, but my asscrack is getting there
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Molly Ivins
  • What book have you read the most?: The Once and Future King
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Princess Bride
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Anything by Monet
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "begs the question" - DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK!
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Imaginary - or a real schmuck

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