Merlin D. Bear
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Merlin D. Bear

Location: Atlanta


I'm not one to brag, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in High School

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  • Questions

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  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Bird
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: A book
  • What keeps you up at night?: A hot man
  • What helps you sleep?: My cats purring
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: The Notebook
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: My sister
  • What book have you read the most?: Gone With The Wind
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Gone With The Wind / RHPS
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Hope diamond
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: spelling
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  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He was bored
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  • God is: dead, so they say... he's been dead several days... (for the rest, see "Disco Beaver From Outer Space"

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