Merlin D. Bear

Location: Atlanta

Bio/Manifesto

I'm not one to brag, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in High School

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SVN or Git
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• OTB or ACT
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: When I Get Where I'm Going
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Bird
• What do you like to read when you poop?: A book
• What keeps you up at night?: A hot man
• What helps you sleep?: My cats purring
• What song or movie makes you cry?: The Notebook
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Head
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: My sister
• What book have you read the most?: Gone With The Wind
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Gone With The Wind / RHPS
• What piece of art would you steal?: Hope diamond
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: spelling

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He was bored

Fill in the Blank

• God is: dead, so they say... he's been dead several days... (for the rest, see "Disco Beaver From Outer Space"