commented on The Saturday Morning News
@9, 10... thanks (sorta) for bringing that to our attention.
We not only need to teach the kids how to be safe with sex but that they also need to avoid kissing people with batshit parents.
11:05 AM yesterday
commented on Morning News: Car Chases, Fecal Pools, and Kitchen Nightmares
Swimming pools = stranger butt broth
I have to lie so hard to myself when setting foot in one of those things.
The lie: The water near me is this miraculous section of clean liquid that has not recently washed through the asses and groins of the other 30 adults, teens, and toddlers nearby.
commented on No, Starbucks, No
@31 I hear ya.
If it's really good coffee, don't even add sugar or cream.
And, if it's the really good stuff, like what *I* get, you don't even brew it. You just eat the still-hot roasted beans straight up, grinding them with your teeth, and moistening them only with you saliva.
That's the only way to properly enjoy coffee.
Anything else is chumpville swill.
commented on Aaahh Break Out!
I sooo hope the new Xbox has some lind of paddle/track-ball controller. I miss that experience.
Paddle games without a true paddle controller, are lame.