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NotSean commented on
The Real Scandal Is That Apple Wasn't Cheating.
The argument goes:
Turn a blind eye to the policies that let corporations avoid taxes...
They hire more people - we collect more income tax.
They innovate more - we get more toys
Their stock rises - we get bigger 401ks and, later, collect more taxes when that money is spent.
May 18
NotSean commented on
The Saturday Morning News.
@9, 10... thanks (sorta) for bringing that to our attention.
We not only need to teach the kids how to be safe with sex but that they also need to avoid kissing people with batshit parents.
May 17
NotSean commented on
Morning News: Car Chases, Fecal Pools, and Kitchen Nightmares.
Swimming pools = stranger butt broth
I have to lie so hard to myself when setting foot in one of those things.
The lie: The water near me is this miraculous section of clean liquid that has not recently washed through the asses and groins of the other 30 adults, teens, and toddlers nearby.
May 16
NotSean commented on
No, Starbucks, No.
@31 I hear ya.
If it's really good coffee, don't even add sugar or cream.
And, if it's the really good stuff, like what *I* get, you don't even brew it. You just eat the still-hot roasted beans straight up, grinding them with your teeth, and moistening them only with you saliva.
That's the only way to properly enjoy coffee.
Anything else is chumpville swill.
Turn a blind eye to the policies that let corporations avoid taxes...
They hire more people - we collect more income tax.
They innovate more - we get more toys
Their stock rises - we get bigger 401ks and, later, collect more taxes when that money is spent.