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Portland, Oregon

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TMI

  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: all of them
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • God is: probably not
  • What keeps you up at night?: Sex, ideally

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long-time reader is contemplating my future.
12:03 AM yesterday long-time reader commented on The K in Garlicky Is Stupid.
Garlicy theodicy?
May 21 long-time reader commented on Savage Love.
WSN, you can't withdraw consent retroactively. If you were cool with the dry humping until you realized what it really was, bummer. Just consider it a lesson learned the hard way and move on already.
May 11 long-time reader commented on The Saturday Morning News.
Forgiveness by the victim or victim's family means fuck-all in a criminal case. This is why criminal cases are titled "[government] v. [accused]"--when you commit a crime, all of society is the victim.
May 10 long-time reader commented on Your Dog Sucks.
@165: If you would be "highly upset if I lost track of him and someone hit him for begging" then it is incumbent upon you to prevent this scenario from happening. If you can't control your dog, then give him to somebody who can.
May 10 long-time reader commented on Your Dog Sucks.
@100: So you're down with people sniffing your crotch, uninvited? After that, I'm just gonna lick your face a few times and piss on your leg.
May 9 long-time reader commented on The Malcolm X Curse.
Or:

Malcolm X was murdered, and his grandson led a troubled life that caused two deaths. How many unconnected incidents does it take before we can empirically declare a curse?
May 9 long-time reader commented on SL Letter of the Day: Walk The Talk.
@10, please to explain how the hypothetical fuck buddies are harmed by this fantasy.

All I see is thoughtcrime. What they don't know doesn't hurt them.
May 4 long-time reader commented on The Best of Slog: A Gay Basketball Player, May Day Ups and Downs, and Walla Walla's Least Favorite Son.
If you can't even learn two or three letters of the Greek alphabet, you shouldn't get to join/run a fraternity or sorority. It's really pathetic to see "DELTA GAMMA" spelled out like that.
May 3 long-time reader commented on Did You Know It's International Day Against DRM?.
I better start downloading the Metallica discog.
Apr 28 long-time reader commented on The Sunday Morning News.
I bet knitters would dig some phosphorescent yarn. And no, that's not the same thing as "glow-in-the-dark".
 
 

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