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  • What keeps you up at night?: Sex, ideally
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Scalp [knock on wood]
  • God is: probably not
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • What book have you read the most?: Scrabble dictionary

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Jun 23 long-time reader commented on Capitol Hill's New Rainbow Crosswalks.
@6, that would look awesome and also be monumentally labor-intensive. Or does your local Home Depot sell spectrum paint alongside the plaid paint?
Jun 23 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: The Rainbow Correction.
I don't trust anybody who earnestly uses the word "heck".
Jun 22 long-time reader commented on Police Who Held Dylann Roof Allegedly Got Him Some Burger King.
Raindrop, precious, the point isn't that Roof didn't deserve the opportunity to choke to death on a Whopper. The point is that the pigs treated this animal like a human being while they treat people of color like animals.
Jun 22 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Do Cheaters Always Cheat?.
Let's not ignore the fact that she lied to you about the "on a break thing". I mean, she clearly intended for you to believe it meant hookups were allowed. She may have convinced herself it wasn't a lie, but it was definitely an act of deception.
Jun 16 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Family From Hell.
You know what my wife and I did about the relative who always treated her like shit and tried to poison our relationship? Not only did we not invite her to the wedding, but we didn't even tell her it was happening. That relative is the woman who gave birth to her, by the way (she refuses to call her "mother").

Your wedding, your rules.
Jun 10 long-time reader commented on McKinney's Police Chief Is Wrong to Claim That the Other Officers at the Pool Party Did an "Excellent Job".
I'm a little sad that I didn't immediately realize this article was by Mr. Mudede. Starting to write like everybody else!
May 4 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Is "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Right For You?.
Then at @22, I don't think you're an asshole; it's a honest question.

From my own experience, my wife and I have been together for 16 passionate years and we consider ourselves soul mates. But yes, we still openly want to date and hump other people. But I will confess that the bond we've formed has set a thus-far-impossibly-high standard for any potential lovers. I think this is the origin of the unicorn concept.
May 4 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Is "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Right For You?.
@14, I also came here interested not so much in the writer's overwrought angst as in the mutation of the acronym. I was contemplating whether Dan meant to change "Scenarios" to "Opportunities". He has mentioned that he sometimes alters a sign-off to make it snappier.
May 1 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: This Old Cock.
I think anybody who legitimately can't remember if they still have their prostate or not is probably too senile to even know what a prostate is. This guy is dodging, as Dan suggests.
Apr 27 long-time reader commented on Tensions Are Boiling Over in Baltimore After Police Killing.
It's cute how the "Credible Threat (TM)" is a link to a police press release asserting with no evidence whatsoever that they received... a "Credible Threat (TM)". Here's a Credible Threat for you: I'm going to shit rainbow sherbet.
 

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