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  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • God is: probably not
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Scalp [knock on wood]

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8:55 AM long-time reader commented on These Are the Atheist Ten Commandments.
@1, no the one that's not even an imperative is the first one, "I am the lord thy god".
Dec 17 long-time reader commented on The Tunnel Project Is Not 70 Percent Done.
This is the infrastructure equivalent of measuring the length of your cock by starting from your asshole.
Dec 16 long-time reader commented on Today's Song of the Day Is the Best Christmas Song Ever Written.
I'd go with "C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S" by The Vandals, for when I'm feeling morose, and "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses as the upbeat choice.
Dec 10 long-time reader commented on SL Letter of the Day: Some Ladies Hate Their Labia—And That's Okay—Plus ALL CAPS Oral Rage!.
Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She says she's the victim
But she takes it all out on me
Dec 10 long-time reader commented on Jury Finds Seattle Firefighters Not Guilty of Attack on Homeless Men.
But yeah, I think the more relevant charge would have been assault. Probably still would have led to acquittal though.
Dec 10 long-time reader commented on Jury Finds Seattle Firefighters Not Guilty of Attack on Homeless Men.
Just another one of the countless pieces of evidence that the "justice" system is not for the little people. It favors the rich; the white; the powerful.
Dec 4 long-time reader commented on The Stranger's New City Hall Reporter Is Heidi Groover!.
Well, if nobody else will objectify her, then I'll take the lead: Damn she's pretty!

I'm sure she's also an excellent journalist and writer.

Congratulations, Ms. Groover! May you have a long and illustrious tenure at this august publication.
Nov 26 long-time reader commented on Cops Shoot 12-Year-Old Boy Who Was Holding a Toy Gun—At a Playground.
Yeah, my jaw dropped when I saw how quickly they killed that child. Surely a more cautious approach was warranted, *especially* if they thought he was a real threat, because he could easily have shot both cops dead if he had had a real gun and been so predisposed.
Nov 26 long-time reader commented on SL Letter of the Day: An End-of-Semester Public Service Announcement for Hot Professors and Horny Students.
Am I the only one who thinks Dan's response was excessively snarky?
Nov 19 long-time reader commented on Jon Stewart Hits on Benedict Cumberbatch.
Boo, autoplay!
 

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