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long-time reader is, because he thinks.
Jul 14 long-time reader commented on The Morning News: VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS, YOU DINGUSES!.
Ah, the old "sorry you were offended, not my intent" non-apology. About as heartfelt as no apology at all.

At least this turd's stepped down, at least. Next (likely) turd's turn, now.
Jul 12 long-time reader commented on The Queen Protester of Baton Rouge: An Art Review.
I agree that the photo makes the police appear foolish.

I disagree that this is "unnecessary". The necessity of making the police appear foolish is the whole reason the photo has captured our attention.

I suppose they were running up to her and coming to an abrupt stop, but, frozen in time, it appears that they're do-si-doing around her.
Jun 5 long-time reader commented on Health Officials Issue Warning After Two Women Die from Cocaine Laced with Acetylfentanyl.
Correction: The best prevention is legalization of all drugs, sale of drugs of known strength and quality, and establishment of safe drug use sites.
Jun 1 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: What To Say? Beats Me..
I don't think lying outright will have a beneficial outcome in the long run.

Be deliberately vague: "The first rule is that I can't talk about it..."
May 29 long-time reader commented on How Do You Solve the Problem of Gendered Bathrooms? This Capitol Hill Brewery May Have an Answer..
It's a good start, but why not save space and have one trough urinal in one large WC/oversize stall?
May 26 long-time reader commented on Regarding Hillary's Private Email Server: So What?.
I stopped reading at the cut, and all I have to say is: Fuck you and your fatalistic apathy.
May 11 long-time reader commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: I've Looked At Accidental Anal From Both Sides Now.
It happened to me and my wife once. We were both very drunk at the time and going at it with corresponding abandon. We weren't doing it missionary--it was "doggy style" (ugh, is there a better name for that position, BTW?). I'm of average endowment (six inches). She said "ow" and we stopped immediately.

That's it for accidental penetration. But I've poked her anus without penetration accidentally several times--at the start of sex, aiming for her vagina and missing, in the dark. The head of my dick isn't sensitive enough to really know what I'm poking at (thanks, circumcision!).
May 4 long-time reader commented on Learning From New York City's Subway Riders.
@8, you've tuned him out so well that you read the whole article then posted a comment that betrayed said reading.

As for myself, I particularly liked the phrase "Every damn word of the sermon".