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Over-educated and under-paid.

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    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Hurt (Johnny Cash version)
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: the Powdered Milk Biscuits jingle on Prairie Home Companion
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Facebook. I eat a lot of fiber, so I don't need anything longer than that.
  • What keeps you up at night?: monkey mind
  • What helps you sleep?: lots and lots of exercise
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: most anything involving football (Friday Night Lights, Rudy, etc.)
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: The top of my head, for now
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Bill Hicks. I imagine he'd be pissed, though.
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Big Lebowski
  • What piece of art would you steal?: anything by de Kooning
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "...the thing is, is that..."
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: my favorite fictional character.

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