Location: Occupied North Carolina
Over-educated and under-paid.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Dan Savage
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Hurt (Johnny Cash version)
- What song do you never want to hear again?: the Powdered Milk Biscuits jingle on Prairie Home Companion
- What do you like to read when you poop?: Facebook. I eat a lot of fiber, so I don't need anything longer than that.
- What keeps you up at night?: monkey mind
- What helps you sleep?: lots and lots of exercise
- What song or movie makes you cry?: most anything involving football (Friday Night Lights, Rudy, etc.)
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: The top of my head, for now
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Bill Hicks. I imagine he'd be pissed, though.
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Big Lebowski
- What piece of art would you steal?: anything by de Kooning
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "...the thing is, is that..."
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- God is: my favorite fictional character.