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Jun 12 Cletus commented on I, Anonymous.

Look at the bright side, the kid would have had genes that were from someone deceptive, deceitful and conniving.

May 23 Cletus commented on I, Anonymous.

I was wondering why I hadn't seen any homeless people wearing my polyester three-piece suit around town.

May 9 Cletus commented on I, Anonymous.

This whole scenario is fascinating. I assume everyone involved is drunk and probably high on something. The wallet belongs to the girl participant in the couple grinding action. They're going at it so hard they don't notice another girl not just pick up the wallet but also carefully separate the big bills from the small. Our hero witnesses the entire thing, asks the thief how much she got and still the grinding couple is oblivious. Our hero apparently isn't satisfied by the thief's response but does or says what at that point? A lot of coulda, shoulda, woulda, Weird scene, all that.

May 1 Cletus commented on Our Stupid Fucking Pointless Legislative Session.

Thanks to that much-hated coup, Democrats were unable to tax the crap out of everything, saving their budget from an Inslee veto. At least that's what would have happened if he was telling the truth during his campaign.

Apr 26 Cletus commented on Interim Police Chief Apologizes for Video Mocking the Homeless.

The action is repetitive and predictable. Also lacking in humor. The guy pretending he's hitting the Mustang window with the bottle is not at all convincing. Also, the ideas of them all having their own bottles of booze is crazy. I can see why he's embarrassed at having been a part of that video.

Apr 10 Cletus commented on I, Anonymous.

That was an asshole move. But it is much more fun to mock the anonymous of the week. I have nothing. Anyone?

Apr 4 Cletus commented on I, Anonymous.

I don't know if Anon in a man or woman but definitely a bitch.

Some people love puppies. Those same people love dogs. They are not your enemy. Your enemy is the person who hates you for having that dog because they fear/hate dogs.

You are acting like a dick.

Apr 1 Cletus commented on I, Anonymous.

Lactose intolerant children with severe pet allergies?

Mar 20 Cletus commented on My Hope for the Pope.

If you give a flying fuck about who the Catholics select as pope and you're not already one of the faithful you're trolling.

Mar 7 Cletus commented on Editor's Note.

Oh great, it isn't enough to be hammered with the myopic, sophomoric ramblings of creative writing school dropouts, not we must have our liberal pablum served up by the head waiter extolling the virtues of our latest serving of Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Please explain how the hand-wringing rants of "Goldy" pass for insightful political analysis, how that gay guy who used to be edgy and fun before turning into one half of the rut entrenched, old, married, preachy couple is still entertaining, how binge drinking is funny and anonymous hipsters complaining about the bourgeois is socially redeeming.

Or something like that. Miss ya, A. Birch.