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May 14 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

Haven't people got anything better to worry about than drunk chicks acting out Katy Perry videos? Sheesh, talk about harmless.

May 8 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

Before you take Dan's excellent advice about moving out, make sure you see a lawyer about establishing a date of separation. You don't want to end up paying this loser spousal support, or at least minimize it as much as possible.

Apr 17 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

The combination of the name "Stephen King" and the word "circumcision" is pretty scary.

Mar 3 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

Dan, Dan. Helvetica? Really?? How embarassing for you.

Feb 20 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

NARG, Dan forgot to tell you to smile and say thank you so I'll tack that on to his most excellent advice.

Feb 12 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

I have known a few men who couldn't finish from oral alone. It felt good but wasn't the right stimulation for them to come. It doesn't need to be a big deal unless you make it one.

Oct 26, 2012 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

#9 but Republicans don't traditionally enact fiscal conservatism once in office. They cut taxes, cut some high profile but .0001% spending that they hate (like NPR) but don't touch defense because the contractors pay them off, don't touch Social Security because old people vote more and don't touch Medicare for the same reason, then we end up with an even larger deficit. Meanwhile, in order to placate their rabid base, they start passing socially conservative laws while they can, and even worse, appointing right-wing Christian nutcase judges. So you end up with fiscal disaster and social conservatism LEGISLATED - not just wished. Think hard. Think real hard before you fill in that little circle.

Oct 13, 2012 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

I usually love Dan's advice but I wouldn't fake a pregnancy. You are what you do, Dan, and dealing with a douche doesn't give you permission to be a douche. Being a douche just brings you down to their level.

You can however, talk to him. Bring up the points Dan made. And find out what he would want to do if you got pregnant. If abortion's not in the picture for him, you should probably move on and find someone else.

Sep 20, 2012 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

RANDY, there are so many things wrong with the tone of your letter that I don't know where to start. You are prioritizing particular actions in bed over the quality of your emotional relationship with your girlfriend. You are objectifying sex and somehow considering it of "less value" if it doesn't unfold exactly as you want. And you are pushing your girlfriend to do something she obviously doesn't want to do as if it's your right.

What you need is a hooker. Break up with your girlfriend, let her find a human to be in a relationship with and hire professionals whose job it is to do exactly what their customers want sexually. You are not your girlfriend's friend and she needs some help realizing that, so do the decent thing and do what she doesn't have the sense to do for her.

Aug 23, 2012 GG1000 commented on Savage Love.

Jeez, the tech junkies, what are you gonna do?

The dude's problem cannot be solved by private browsing. The issue is that his wife is overly intrusive into his privacy, thinks she has some kind of right to control his sexuality, and is porn-shaming him.

But yeah, sure, private browser settings will fix that all up, right?