Gou Tongzhi

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
• What song do you never want to hear again?: The ones I deliberately never listened to in the first place
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Novels, magazines
• What keeps you up at night?: Too much napping in the afternoon
• What helps you sleep?: OTC drugs
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Time, Tom Waits
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Back
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus
• What book have you read the most?: Catcher in the Rye
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Casablanca
• What piece of art would you steal?: 16th century Japanese sculpture
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: it's / its and they're their confusion
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Silently yearning

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: What's building 7?

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Noticeably absent, sadly.