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Gou Tongzhi

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: The ones I deliberately never listened to in the first place
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Novels, magazines
  • What keeps you up at night?: Too much napping in the afternoon
  • What helps you sleep?: OTC drugs
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Time, Tom Waits
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Back
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus
  • What book have you read the most?: Catcher in the Rye
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Casablanca
  • What piece of art would you steal?: 16th century Japanese sculpture
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: it's / its and they're their confusion
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Silently yearning
  • For Trolls Only

  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: What's building 7?
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Noticeably absent, sadly.

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