commented on SLLOTD: Judgment Day
I agree with Dan and the letter writer. That's too much information, too soon, expressed too indelicately. There's no reason to think he's a creep, but trust your gut.
commented on And Our Viral Videos Are Better Than Yours, Timmy
I've really missed Seattleblueballs. It's refreshing to see someone so totally deluded about the nature of reality.
I mean, in person I would probably vomit all over Seattleblueballs' repressed, shriveled, barren genitals, but over a commenting forum it's sort of fun to see. Like seeing how sewage is disposed of in a science museum.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Big & Juicy
AW YOU POOR WIDDLE BI GUYS. All butthurt that you aren't Dan's special snowflakes. Lord, the drama. Nowhere does he say, imply, or even hint at implying that bi people don't exist. he's saying that from the evidence he has, this particular cousin in this particular letter is probably gay.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Smallsville
I'm 5-ish in length and I've never had any women complain about size. Sometimes you gotta try a few different positions but talk about a first-world problem, right? Indeed, I'm usually considered very satisfying in bed.
It's by loathsome personality the women can't stand.
commented on SLLOTD: Did She Cheat?
"kissed on the cheek by a woman I think was a lesbian"
and "during the subsequent argument"
are all you really need to know about the letter writer. Seriously, what a fucking nutjob.
commented on A Little Something to Ruin Your Monday Morning
Honestly, many small town people are so full of themselves, anal and proud and contemptuous of NY and LA -- "cities of sin," I've heard small town people actually refer to them -- yet utterly unable to understand that their "values" are no more or less than that of any other people. Some are pampered, barely educated, arrogant shits. Some are evil. And some are nice guys. It has nothing to do with the fucking town.
I really wish The Punisher was real sometimes. Those kids don't need a talking-to. They need to be put down, like dogs.