derek_erdman
South Capitol Alki Park Beach (Georgetown Hill Center)
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In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a… more »

derek_erdman

Location: South Capitol Alki Park Beach (Georgetown Hill Center)
Website: http://www.derekerdman.com

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In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident had ended, police Chief Reed Miller offered a memorable assessment to reporters: "He's paranoid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Oh, just watch this.

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  • God is: the singer for The Fall (1976-1993).
 

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