Fish Wrench Asteroid
Location: Capitol Hill
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Elliott Bay
- Dina Martina
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Tom Skerritt
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: How to Disappear Completely and Never be Found
- What song do you never want to hear again?: My Humps
- What do you like to read when you poop?: I poop fast. I also like to do what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
- What keeps you up at night?: Everything I touch explodes and turns to ashes.
- What helps you sleep?: I also travel faster than the speed of light.
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Wall-E and A Single Man.
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: My back and my head are fighting over the answer to this question.
- What book have you read the most?: Hyperion by Dan Simmons
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Dead Man by Jim Jarmusch
- What piece of art would you steal?: I'm practical. The one that's worth the most.
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: When people write so badly, you can't understand what they are trying to say.
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: To sound edgy and controversial.
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: I want to know why George W Bush ignored warnings that jihadists were learning to fly planes into buildings.
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
Fill in the Blank
- God is: the consequence of a brain evolved to navigate complex human social relationships used to understand the rest of the physical world.