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Fish Wrench Asteroid
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  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Wall-E and A Single Man.
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts

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Fish Wrench Asteroid

Location: Capitol Hill

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: How to Disappear Completely and Never be Found
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: My Humps
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: I poop fast. I also like to do what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
  • What keeps you up at night?: Everything I touch explodes and turns to ashes.
  • What helps you sleep?: I also travel faster than the speed of light.
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Wall-E and A Single Man.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My back and my head are fighting over the answer to this question.
  • What book have you read the most?: Hyperion by Dan Simmons
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Dead Man by Jim Jarmusch
  • What piece of art would you steal?: I'm practical. The one that's worth the most.
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: When people write so badly, you can't understand what they are trying to say.
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: To sound edgy and controversial.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: I want to know why George W Bush ignored warnings that jihadists were learning to fly planes into buildings.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: the consequence of a brain evolved to navigate complex human social relationships used to understand the rest of the physical world.
 
 

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