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May 13 eptified commented on But Will the Male Fans Call Themselves "Equestrionies"?.

I was gonna say I await the porn maelstrom, but 1) says it's already here. God help us all

May 11 eptified commented on "Man of Great Personal Integrity" Sentenced to 80 Years in Prison for Genocide.

Saying the opposite of the thing you mean to make a point was lame when Swift did it and is maddeningly useless in the internet age

May 7 eptified commented on Something Else to Thank Charles Ramsey For....

@1 - yes. Clearly. Have you not been paying attention?

@the rest of you- boo fucking hoo.

May 6 eptified commented on I Shouldn't Do This....

If you ever wonder how Dan got to be a television personality, remember that this is a level of discourse that he cannot resist

Apr 9 eptified commented on Apple Bans Comic Book That Features Gay Sex Scenes.

I often wonder what people like @5 think they're contributing to these discussions

Apr 5 eptified commented on SL Letter of the Day: There's A Word For People Like You.

@10 ...that response, it's...almost...human...

Apr 2 eptified commented on Hard To Argue With That.

"Ageless" is a polite word for dead, right

Mar 31 eptified commented on Miracle Moves Famous Atheist to Reassess His Beliefs.

it's painful to watch him waste his talent on this long, long, long long non-joke

Same net effect could be achieved by tattooing "I'm smarter than you" on his forehead at a great savings of time and sheet music

Mar 20 eptified commented on The Thursday Morning News (UPDATE: It Is Not Actually Thursday).

@12 cause decades in solitary is actually a much crueler thing to do to him, if that's what you're after. Lasts a lot longer and destroys a person just as thoroughly