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I miss Seattle and I take it out on you

Aug 20 eptified commented on The Racial Thing That Happened to Me Recently at a Madrona Restaurant.
@49 That is classy as fuck

At least you actually read the article, though - most people in this thread don't seem to have made it the last paragraph

Mudede baits illiterates deliberately, of course, but I'm not sure there's another sane way to communicate with an audience like this
Aug 11 eptified commented on John Oliver and Sarah Silverman Take On Payday Loan Companies.
@11 I'm not a superstitious man but I would still hesitate to say that kind of thing where the leukemia fairy might hear it

Jul 27 eptified commented on What's In That Fanny Pack?.
atrocious. fucking atrocious
May 7 eptified commented on HGTV Cancels Reality Show After Twin Stars Anti-Gay Activism and Rabid Homophobia Exposed.
@7 - you realize at this point you're approaching self-parody, right
Apr 30 eptified commented on "Who Is This Rock Star?".
supercilious even then
Apr 29 eptified commented on John Oliver Is Over Oregon's Twee Bullshit.
@10 you do realize that's lisa loeb right

anyway, a good ol' mispronounciating is the least we deserve
Apr 27 eptified commented on The Other Woman: A Shit Sandwich Wrapped In Shit, Lovingly Placed In A Bag Made Entirely of Shit.
I pray for the day that I get the opportunity to line up half the people in this thread and kick them in the balls
Apr 8 eptified commented on You Should Be Following @GOPTeens.
The "GOP Teens" feed is funny because it's aimed at the GOP itself - and at bad social media marketing, and at aging people trying to stay relevant generally - whereas the democrat teens thing appears to be aimed at.. fictional teenagers? Who can't figure out how to put pants on by themselves?
Apr 8 eptified commented on You Should Be Following @GOPTeens.
@4 This is as clear an illustration as anything I've ever seen of the problems that conservatives have with understanding what comedy is and why things are funny
Apr 4 eptified commented on Orange Theory Fitness Responds to Criticism That Its Ad Campaign Exploits Memorials to Dead Cyclists.
"Trying to partner with the white bike campaign"

That is some grade-A middle management bullshit
 
 

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