auntie jim

Location: Snohomish County, 16.5 nm north of Capitol Hill.

Bio/Manifesto

I was born in Yakima, Warshintun in the mid century period and live with Oliver, my dachshund between Everett and Mill Creek in unincorporated Snohomish County, Washington. Democrat, civil libertarian, vegan, single gay widower, gay liberation pioneer, kind of fat.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Smile by Charlie Chaplin, sung by Beyonce.
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Suicide is Painless (MASH Theme)
• What do you like to read when you poop?: NYT crossword
• What keeps you up at night?: OCD
• What helps you sleep?: (censored)
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Brokeback Mountain
• What book have you read the most?: Life Drawing by Michael Grumley
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Alien
• What piece of art would you steal?: the naked Aryan caveman statue from nazi Germany.
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: saying Literally when theymean figuratively.

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Too young to remember Viet Nam
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because they live in building 8?
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: never touch the stuff.
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one

Fill in the Blank

• God is: where the halucenations are.