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Jan 16, 2015 Richard Cranium commented on To a Porn-Watching Dad, About Your Smut-Shaming Daughter.
First of all.. FAKE!

Secondly, what this so called letter really is, is a window into the crazy making that many in the Christian Right participate in. Have a set of goals that are unrealistic and counter to human nature, shame. abuse, embarass etc. people when they can't live up to the unrealistic goals. Rinse and repeat. You can control people and make them feel like shit for millennia. It's True of all the Abrahamic religions as far as I can tell.

Jan 15, 2013 Richard Cranium commented on Savage Love.

If you don't know what he likes and wants, maybe you should ask him to show you the porn he finds hottest. It will give you both the opportunity to discuss what makes each of you hot, and you can find out what kind of sex fashions (clothes etc.) turn him on.

There is no way I would buy sex toys for someone if I didn't know what they liked.
Apr 9, 2012 Richard Cranium commented on SL Letter of the Day: Holy Day of Romantic Obligation.
This shit is always amusing, yet really fucking annoying.

I have frequently suffered the wrath of women who "disrespected" by me because I forgot the anniversary of our first date, first fuck, first Tiramisu at the little place on the corner...

Meanwhile I treat them well, don't cheat, listen to their friend drama etc.

These situations make think of cats sitting around judging dogs. They would find the dogs problematic because they just don't seem able to act like a cat. Meanwhile, the dogs really like the cats and don't quite understand why the cats are always hostile. The dogs are being friendly, loving and playful after all...
Apr 3, 2012 Richard Cranium commented on The Bicycle Ticket That Won't Go Away (or, the Social Production of Indifference).
You are a whiny bitch.

Follow the rules and if caught, either fight in court or pay your fine on time.

All courts these days are nailing people with ridiculous fees and service charges. Maybe you could write about that.

Mar 29, 2012 Richard Cranium commented on "What Everyone Needs To Know About The Smear Campaign Against Trayvon Martin (1995-2012)".
@14 Not quite the same thing here. Epic beard guy is unstable, black guy was drunk. They had an argument. Epic beard guy moved to the front of the bus to get away from drunk guy. Drunk guy got up, got in unstable guy's face and then hit him. Drunk guy got the ass kicking he so richly deserved. Things worked themselves out as they should.

Zimmerman, a self appointed keeper of "law and order" followed and confronted a young man who had every right to be where he was. The kid apparently failed to kiss Zimmerman's ass. Zimmerman unable to deal with reality shot this kid in cold blood.

See the difference?

Mar 23, 2012 Richard Cranium commented on Balloon Juice Rips Rep. Cathy McMorris (R-WA) a Few Brand New Assholes, Tears Her Ass Off, Hands McMorris Her Own Ass, Sends Her On Her Way.
What an awesome argument!

We need to protect people from governmental intrusion into people's personal lives by inserting government into the most intimate parts of peoples personal lives!

Makes sense too me Ms. Batshit.

The Democrats are scaring women by objecting to legislation introduced Republicans. It couldn't possibly be the fault of the people introducing the unpopular and punitive legislation, now could it?

Has anybody else noticed that basically, the Republican idea of freedom is to empower the strong to exploit the weak, but to prevent the weak from even defending themselves? You crazy people have a right to your crazy-ass ideas, but you have no right to use them to take away my freedoms. Fuck off.

Mar 8, 2012 Richard Cranium commented on "Don't Fuck With Me, Fellas.".
As a dude who loves women:

I apologize for all the dickheads who treat women poorly and try to control and belittle you.

Frankly, I'd kinda like to see the punishment fit the crime. Let some weird aliens rape them, implant a parasite that will later force itself out of them. Make it illegal to get medical intervention to terminate the parasite under penalty of death. Additionally, they should be forced to raise said parasite for 18 years.
Mar 8, 2012 Richard Cranium commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Limits of GGG.
I think you misunderstand me. The deal has changed and had lot's of complexity added without my input.

"Yeah I used to do that with you before got married and lived together, but now I need (fill in the blank emotional/mental/other thing) just to have sex with you at all. I don't really want to do that hot/kinky thing with you anymore" This after I have agreed to monogamy, not my preferred arrangement.

The monogamy thing seems to be a key leverage point. To have sex with a woman you love and want to be with as opposed to one you just like or think is hot, most women seem to insist on monogamy. After that, there are shifting sands of reality and requirements. I'm just not that fucking smart or emotionally "evolved" to be able to negotiate this stuff.

I have also asked women I was with if there was something wrong because their behavior and interest in sex had changed. More than once I've been told "nothing" or "FIGURE IT OUT!". Not helpful.

As an aside and positive, I have counseled women friends that they can get a lot of chores done by offering blowjobs in return as extras, (not as a replacement for regular sex/kinks/etc.) I'd love me some hot wet head for doing extra/all the chores since I do the majority of them.
Mar 7, 2012 Richard Cranium commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Limits of GGG.
I'm interested in your second paragraph. I have often felt extorted/used/duped in regards to things I've felt I've had to do/put up with for sex. I continue to have anger at my wife about this as our sex life has suffered and I can not seem to live up to her needs and expectations. The bar seems to go ever higher and increasingly unreasonable.

This is a pattern that seems to be common with me and women, along with women being willing and "interested" various kinks/sex positions/etc. Later, they refuse and in some cases all but admit that they performed various acts so that I would be/stay with them.

I wonder if I will ever find a positive solution that works for us both.
Jan 27, 2011 Richard Cranium commented on Winning the War on Drugs.
Each of those cops should have their house invaded in the middle of the night without warning. If they comply with out raising a weapon or resisting great, if not let's shoot 'em.