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in the past few hours stirwise commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Man 4 Woman Annoyed @ Men 4 Men.
Welcome to being a woman. This is basically what most women have to put up with from men all the goddamned time, so I'm not feeling a ton of sympathy.

Oh, and have we stopped using "trade" as the term to describe straight dudes who are open to oral from gay dudes?
Jun 14 stirwise commented on Hillary Crushing Trump In New Poll.
@7 - I've been pondering the Gary Johnson aspect for a little while now. Has anybody done the math to see which side he'd pull more votes from? It seems like he's the kind of candidate that would be pulling more-or-less equally from both sides, though I do worry that he's taking anti-Trump, anti-Hillary people who would otherwise lean pro-Hillary without a 3rd option.
Jun 10 stirwise commented on A Non-Political Hearing on the Human Rights Commission’s Transgender Rulemaking Yielded “Nastiest” Testimony Yet, Trans Advocate Says.
"I used to enjoy having sex with my wife, but with all these homos around all I can think about is sucking cock."
Jun 8 stirwise commented on Science News: Studying How a Dog Shakes Water from Its Body Is Important to Science but Wasteful to GOP Senator.
Mycobacterium bovis is the causative agent in bovine tuberculosis and not only is it harmful to the cattle industry but it infects humans, as well. I hope the reference of "wasteful" M. bovis research spending above was tongue-in-cheek, given that it's an area of genuine need.
Jun 3 stirwise commented on Police Reports Illustrated: White Man Raps at Black Man, Wants High Five.
A few weeks ago I walked past a 40-ish white dude in a sideways baseball cap, holding a skateboard, at the corner of 10th and Pike. He was telling two street kids "you guys are in denial, I rap all the time."

I would bet cash money this is the same guy. He raps all the time, you know.
May 3 stirwise commented on Appetite for Destruction.
@14: the term is "kid gloves" as in, "made out of kidskin" AKA made of out of baby goat skin. This may be letting my WASPy upbringing show too much, but I owned kid gloves when I was a youth, they were for my ballroom dancing class.
Apr 21 stirwise commented on Idiots Expect World to Care that they Don't Want Harriet Tubman on $20 Bill.
Who the fuck is Alexander Jackson?
Apr 19 stirwise commented on I, Anonymous.
I wonder if this was the same bike that nearly took me out while I was crossing the street last night. 30mph down a hill, all black and grey, no light. I looked both ways but didn't see him at all. Not the smartest gear choices.
Mar 10 stirwise commented on Another Group of Neighbors Fighting an Apartment Building Because It's "Out of Scale".
@4: Nope. The Maryland is a co-op building.

And anybody who lets their cats roam freely around the neighborhood has relinquished any right to be concerned about its well being. You're lucky your cat hasn't been run over, eaten by a dog, or torn apart by a raccoon.